A Cheeto shaped like Harambe is for sale on ebay.
This is not a joke.
Also not a joke is the current highest bid which, at the time of writing, stands at $99,999.
Yes, for the price of nearly 40,000 9oz. BAGS of ordinary Cheetos, you can get yourself 1 CHEETO that looks like the internet’s favorite gorilla.
The seller, valuestampsinc, notes, “I opened up a bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and as soon as I looked inside I came across this unique Cheetos that looks like Harambe the gorilla.”
“This makes a great collectible for anyone who appreciates rare items!”
Shipping is free although the bag is not included.
According to FatKidDeals on Twitter, the bid was at $11.99 just 24 hours ago, which only further demonstrates the genuine value in this unique collector’s piece.
— Fat Kid Deals (@FatKidDeals) February 6, 2017
For those who may be unaware why this Cheeto may be worth so much, and it definitely is, let us remind ourselves of the legend it is commemorating.
Harambe the Western lowland gorilla lived at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden.
In May 2016, the 17-year-old was shot and killed by a zoo worker who feared for the safety of a young boy who had climbed into his enclosure.
The auction for the Harambe-shaped Cheeto is set to end on Tuesday 7th February at 3:45 a.m. ET, but don’t fret if you’re too late.
Another rare Cheeto, this time shaped liked Harambe poop, is also available, and the top bid is currently far lower than that of the Harambe Cheeto.
Don’t miss out twice.
via USA Today